what if 911 called you
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone
I actually really just want to die.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes we do
they should teach how to take a good selfie in school